spam - originally published 29 jul 04

I got an e-mail today from "Roxie Pendergrass" which began: "Robbie and me were talking about you...". I wanted to respond that none of my friends says "Robbie and me", so it's obvious that I don't know you and this is spam. I get a kick out of the messages that say, "Susan, increase your length". I wonder "Length of what? How many men are named Susan?"